MEMBER OF THE AMERICAN TRASH CULTURE ADVOCACY MOVEMENT

Corporate America isn’t Real America. Real America is loud rock ‘n’ roll, drive-in movies, comic books, Mad Magazine, pro wrestling, Garbage Pail Kids, flea markets, greasy spoon diners, motorcycles, amusement parks, carnivals, and whatever else I eventually remember to include. Really, just the little things that are slowly but surely being pushed aside or absorbed by sterile mindsets. American Trash Culture advocacy isn’t about waving flags or praising god. Nor is it about pretending to be a redneck, poking fun at the working class, or “baseball, Mom, and apple pie.” American Trash Culture is celebrated with no hipster-esque irony, nor do we claim to be its definitive voice. Most of all, we know that this probably sounds a bit silly to you. We don’t care.